Things to know about dating

We’ve passed 2015, so it’s officially the future now (ask Michael J Fox!

) so please do not assume what someone’s sexuality is, based on how they look. We live in 2017, a strange, crowded, and anonymous world.

If, as is highly likely you’re not paying attention, and she says “Who does Anouk think she is wearing such tight jeans, I think they were too tight.” Don’t whatever you do, agree with her, or make a comment such as, “yes her butt looks as if it’s attempting to stage a prison break from her jeans.” This will only earn you comments such as “What!!!

It requires the same level of respect, empathy, and love you should show anyone. I am a trans girl, which means that the gender assigned to me at birth was incorrect.

Spaarzegels can be bought for 0.10 cents a time with each purchase at Albert Heijn.

The Netherlands is full of expat men, whose confidence has been shattered due to their experiences in attempting to date Dutch women.

Previously I provided some holiday season advice on dating Dutch women which many of my fellow expats appear to have ignored at their peril.

Impress your Dutch lady by waving your almost full book of stamps in her face, she’ll be like krentenbollen in your hands, and hopefully not as greasy.

If you value your life, never, ever, get the idea in your head to ask your Dutch partner to cook for you. A lot of Dutch women, just like their British counterparts believe that critical processes in preparing a meal involve a microwave, or a dangerous driving scooter rider to execute the delivery of the dish.

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