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Women secretly love cheesy chat-up lines, a study revealed today. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you. Although many women claim to find them naff, researchers have found that almost two thirds actually like it when a guy uses one on them. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Your like my little toe: small, cute and I'm going to bang you on my Coffee table later on. (In reference to One Hit Wonder Song by Toni Basil) Nice pants..i test the zipper? (No) Well how about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head? Are you an alien cause you have just abducted my heart I'd buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the straw Did you wash your clothes in windex? Before you put that outfit on they were just clothes, But with you in it.. Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder. If a kiss was a snow flake I would send you a snow storm Your name must be mickey, cause you so fine. Do you have 10 cents cause from here you look like a dime You have monkey wrench eyes, everytime I look into them my nuts tighten "If I was naked, holding some pie and ice cream, would that still be dessert? If you were my deck I would take out the nails and screw you. Researchers also revealed the chat-up lines men rely on to get the girl, with ‘Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Second place went to ‘Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living? ’ followed by ‘Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? Other classic lines to feature in the poll include, ‘Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

By clicking “I agree” below, you consent to the use by us and our third-party partners of cookies and data gathered from your use of our platforms. " Am I in the woods cuz your a fox The only thing I want between our relationship is latex I hear you are good with puzzles, how about helping me out with this one (___) ___-____ "How about you come live in my heart and pay no rent? Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say redlight when you want me to stop Girl: Okay.... You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? (for an overweight person)"Hey baby, do you want to put the love in these handles? " I would like to be a jeweler so I can appreciate a diamond like you every day. If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town Excuse me for interupting, and im not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if youre packing that much ass. Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get! If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas can I come see you between the holidays. I sure hope you prefer screws cuz I can give you alot! If you were a word on a peice of paper you would read (fine print) Hey baby, how about we go back to your place to Netflix and chill. You're in a relationship, im in a relationship but that doesn't mean we can't have relations You must be a ship you've always been on my radar If your lips were a plug could mine be the switch. Did you just take a shower or is it me that's making you wet? your making all the ice melt do you have an extendo ladder? Pick it up and say "I'm sorry, but I think you dropped your nametag! ) "My Jaw" Since beauty is only skin deep, your body has no insides... So I am going to need your name and number for insurance reasons Hey do you want to play Pearl Harbor. it is where I sit back and you blow the hell out of me Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours You know what would look good on you....Were you standing by the fire? Cause you're the bomb Hey do you have an extinguisher cause your on FIRE! Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear. Your like Cigarettes, adictive as hell Did you brush your teeth this morning or do I need to taste them to find out? Have you ever slid down a rail, She says "no" would you like to slide down mine. We're both fine specimans lets say we go make some more Could you step away from the bar? Drop a packet of sugar on the floor next to the girl you are after. excuse me miss you dropped your nametag Excuse me I think you droped something (when she asks what? Cause you got fine written all over you Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? I saw you from across the room, and I fainted, and hit my head. ) My meat in your grill Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my little friend The only vowels I need are U and I Do you need a napkin?

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