Funny dating profile intros

The men write things like women are scammers, they never want to meet me, blah blah. Basically it is a bunch of people who should not be dating.So the next great dating app should be matching all these grouchy, negative complainers together.This guy hit it out of the park with the creative use of self-deprecation. If I was single, I would swipe right based on that elicited chuckle alone.

And when you’re a relationship-oriented woman, you’re not looking for an insensitive jerk or self-proclaimed bad boy.Yes, nice guys do finish first when they play their cards right. I often suggest men use a funny quote from a movie or TV show if they’re really struggling to come up with something witty for their bio. This guy is basically making a list that appeals to all the important things in life: wish it was socially acceptable to wear sweatpants to the bar — and everywhere else for that matter?But this guy is showcasing his own sense of humor and using a quote (quotes are honestly effective in general) from his hypothetical future date. As a woman, it can be easier to pass off certain styles of yoga pants as slacks but men aren’t able to be quite as inconspicuous. Otherwise, I like that this guy mentioned his cute pups.This guy’s official job title is Field Claims Adjuster. To make a job dealing with claims more interesting, this guy said, “I look at smashed up cars for a living.” That made me do a double-take. Moreover, this guy included a picture of his dog and noted the dog in his bio.Cute animals make everything better, so be sure to include something fluffy and adorable when able.

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