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Women were going off the first few seconds of a video -- if they didn’t like what they saw, it was onto the next.

Luckily when you’re rocking the John Bender vibe, holding a (pre-Bachelor copied) rose and talking about goddesses, the first time is a charm. Take it from the dude who’s dressed like a clinically insane Viking -- you’re never going to get anywhere in life unless you go against the grain, and that includes snagging the girl of your dreams.

Sitting in front of a camera without profusely sweating is impressive enough, but doing so knowing that you’re going to be judged by countless women later? The beauty of today’s online dating scene lies in the pure and utter laziness of mankind -- you can craft a perfectly appealing dating bio from the comfort of your own bed.

No one needs to know that you haven’t showered in three days, or that you reek of last night’s Chinese leftovers, or even that your roommate tweaked your bio four times to make you sound like less of a jerk. Steven had to show up to the filming studio prepped with pseudo-romantic pick-up lines and a skintight t-shirt in order to make the ladies swoon.

You think without a solid one-liner and painstakingly outlined pecs he’d make it out of there with some arm candy? Though that Tom Selleck mustache may have gotten him a few points.

It’s a great way to get straight to the point in conversing and then decide whether you would like to continue with them or move on.However the rate of overly confident males tends to be higher than I've seen on other apps.Bumble also has a BFF feature, but that's really not the focus of a dating app gallery, so I'll save it for another time.Sure, you might want someone relatively normal (or as that pudgy man in the black suit says, no dopers, no smokers, and no alcoholics), but if you want to get noticed, you’re going to have to stand out.And being a yuppie isn’t going to cut it (unless you’re a refined valley dude, then all bets are off).

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